Welcome
to the Offical home of J.D. Mullet Massacre
John Denver
Mullet Massacre is a Green Week team celebrating the recently slain
mullet of the famous folks singer's once flowing mullet. Consisting
mostly of Engineering students, JDMM has set it sights on becoming drunk
all week. Yeah sure we wanna win some shit aswell, but getting totalled
is our primary concern. Team JC/JD "Together at Last" is our
partner in crime through the week, as Col was a member of their team
in 2003 under the name "Jesus in Maroochydore". Unfortunately
their captain Mitch has thrown down the gauntlet and reckons his team
can bring down our commandos. Keep dreamin buddy!
In this page
you can find the following information on our team:
T-Shirts
Team
member profiles
Event
Allocations
J.D.
Mullet Massacre T-Shirts
Team
Member Profiles
Colin
Co-Captain
of JDMM. Is a bit of a nob when he's sober so it's best to keep
him drunk at all times
AKA
Big Col, Meathead, Guru
Sean
Co-Captain
of JDMM. If it's stupid, embarrassing and plain wrong, Sean has
done it 3 times.
AKA
Ocie, Lama Boy
Tash
The
number 1 female hope for JDMM. Tash has proven her worth many
times, once bringing down the almighty Col in an post centurion
skull-off.
AKA
Tashy, Netski, Noosh
Ollie
We
thought we'd recruit Schwarzenegger onto our team for purely token
points. Unfortunately he can only scull Protein shakes...
AKA
The Muscle, Cheap Shot, Arnie
Woody
Woody,
believes in 2 things. That beer is good, and that endagered native
wildlife is always "In the way"
AKA
Stu, The Hunter, Road Kill
Graz
Graz
is a smooth pimp daddy, it is doubtful we will be able to restrain
the women chasing him during Green Week
AKA
Smitty, The Terminator
Priya
Don't
let Priya's size and usually detereorating physical condition
trick you, she's actually a hobbit! A DRINKING HOBBIT!
AKA
Priya Shitmykneesissorerajah
Pax
Pax
is king among men. Enough said
AKA
Slapper Magnet
Loz
Wow,
some say Lauren's hair has hypnotic powers, others say there is
family of angry Russians living in there...
AKA
Little Boof, Pop-a-boob
Daz
Daz
is a database, he knows everything so don't f#%k with him.
AKA
The Database
Jamarl
Don't
let this photo fool you, Jamarl is dodgy. If he isn't out stealing
TVs, he's at the pub using 3rd rate pick-up lines
AKA
Black-man
Ferg
Ferg
has some really weird customs which we can't mention. But here's
a hint, there's no trees on the 2 moons orbiting his comet...
AKA
Spread-Eagle
Seb
Seb
is a big drinking Chilean who likes porn
AKA
Dirty Spaniard, Dirty Sanchez, Puto, Gringo, Castro
Nicky
Nicky
is best known for the 2 massive marks she left on Ollie's neck on
Eng camp, let's hope her drinking skills match up
Crazy
Pete
If
Pete isn't talking cars, he's down at his local butcher cutting
up meat with his hook hands and tongue.
AKA
Pete Murray (his actual name)
Susan
Susan
is from ...cough cough BRIGHHHTON. Reckons she's not much of a
skuller, but only time will tell
Lauren
Unbelievably,
this woman has put up with Sean for over a year now. Unbelievable...
AKA
Sean's Lauren, Sean's Leash
Waz
Hahaha
Waz goes for the pies...
AKA
Warwick
Jimmy
Jimmy
may well be Satan himself. A great bloke who is always thinking
of the benefits of drinking beer
AKA
Squitha
Tim
Tim
is from Chirnside, so youz all better be nice to him. Whatta youz
reckon?
AKA
Youz Tim, Tim from Chirnside
