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to the Drunkfun.20m.com Offical Art of Spewing Page. Here you will discover
and learn the many fruitful and highly impressive ways to evacuate all
your bodily fluids in a matter of seconds. Possible reasons to spew:
are too drunk (hey hey)
ate a whole block of Swiss cheese
You ate a whole block of Swiss cheese then tried your luck at a yard
You are trying to get rid of an ugly chick
You learned that 11 Long Island Ice Teas are different to 11 Beers
or You wanna shed some pounds for summer
are many ways to vomit. Most of us choose to keep our dignity and keel
over a toilet or some bushes and keep it quiet as possible. But the
true essence of alcohol is the loss of dignity, so why not try something
a bit different, which is sure to entertain the whole family!
popular public spew method. Probably the easiest of all theatrical
spews as spinning round in a circle is easy, even for engineers. An
added bonus, is the spinning around sensation is likely to bring on
more chunks, so your endurance soars.
look similar to the helicopter, but you're just about guaranteed to
get showered in your own pieces of carrot and lasagne when you try
the Windmill. Start at about 45 degrees, and as the tap is opened,
swing your head back, and with lucky, you might spray chunks on someone
else in the process
in your hands and rub it in your hair One
of the most popular spews, mostly practiced by Uni students. This spew
should really only be done when the chant "Spew in your hands,
and rub it in your hair" (to the tune of the Geelong Cats theme
song) is belted out by a large mob. You will find that such chants will
come your way after polishing off a few beer bongs and you're starting
to look a bit off colour. Better do what the angry mob says!
spew for your friend with alcohol poisoning. The best part is, you don't
have to get up! And we all know what wonders a fountain does to the
interior decor of a living room. Suitable for lying in bed, passed out
upright on a couch or with a broken neck
spew to cover your tracks. To make it even cooler, the moonwalk will
add nothing but class to your reputation if you can pull it off. But
no points if you get any on your shoes
the funniest idea and truly Australian nonetheless. The key to teh
Koala, is to start sober and do all your drinking while up a tree.
Climbing tree after drinks is pretty tricky and bound to end in doing
a fountain instead of a Koala. When you can smell green, wrap your
arms and legs around a big branch and spew onto onlooking Japanese
for spewing in a pub or in centurion at Green
Week. If you have to hurl, and you see security nearby, grab the
closest pint and fill her up. If the big-arse maori dude is onto your
scent, then your only option is to dispose of the evidence in the one
place he can't search... (no, not up your arse Ollie...)
big Saturday night obviously results in a bad Sunday morning. The hungover
spew is never fun, coz the booze has worn off, and you have to experience
all the pain that is vomit. It is also common knowledge that Sunday
is a good day for Gardening. So help your dad out, and water.. no...
feed the plants for him.
a shit movie! But hey, wouldn't it have been funny if Toby McGuire
spewed all over Kirsten Dunst while hanging from a drainpipe. That
kinda unpredictability is the difference between good movies and cult
classics. HINT: give your nose a good bushman's blow after this spew
the dog If
like me, you constantly find your folks leaving you home alone on weekends,
you'll realise that there's never enough time on a Sunday morning for
your hangover and looking after the dog. But luckily at Drunkfun.20m.com
we've found a solution, which will keep everyone happy. 'Here Snoopy!
It's your favourite... Souvlaki and Vodka!'
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