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Drunkfun.20m.com
is proud to bring you the All Time Drinking Hall of Fame. We will celebrate
people who have made drinking what it is today, those who have set milestones
unlikely to ever be broken and just general piss-heads. We salute you
all
Sammy
the Bear |
10 |
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In
August 2004, Sammy the black bear wandered into a camping ground
in Seattle, Washington, where he found several slabs of beer
in a nearby tent. He proceeded to open a few cans with his teeth
and guzzled them down like a seasoned pro. Sammy started with
some Busch, (mass produced beer, but soon switched to the local
Rainer Beer where he proceeded to finish off a grand total of
36 cans. Sammy was found the next day passed out on the camping
ground lawn.
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John
'Bluto' Blutarsky |
9 |
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John
Blutarsky is the token drunk character from the 1977 classic
"National Lampoon's Animal House" (played by John
Belushi).The only fictional character, to appear in our Hall
of Fame, he shows his drinking class by drinking a bottle of
Jack Daniels (as pictured) in 4 seconds. Typifies the guy in
every group of friends who believes the only way to fix any
problem, is to drink your way through.
FLOUNDER:
"What are we gonna do?"
BLUTO:
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
OTTER: "Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med."
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Russel
Crowe |
8 |
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The Australian Oscar winning relative of Kiwi puss-head cricketer
Martin Crowe. Since Russell’s Oscar victory, he's decided
to try his hand at other things such as singing and poetry.
Russell has been seen on many occasions to be reciting Poetry
whilst enjoying several brews, and if you happen to not particularly
enjoy his poetry then he’ll bash you like any good drunk
would. In fact the things Russell has tried his hand at and
succeeded best at is getting drunk and bashing people. Russ
was grabbed in a headlock by a woman when tried to start a brawl
in a bar in Mexico. And a month later he got taken down by another
female (this time a Karate instructor) when he tried to start
a brawl in the same bar. Ohh yea, he also picked a fight with
his own bodyguard.
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Prince
Harry |
7 |
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Prince
Harry is one of the greatest drunks of them all, although I
think he deserves to be, considering he’s a prince but
there’s no chance in hell he’ll ever get to be King.
Secondly, he has red hair which is enough to turn any normal
person into a drunken idiot. Now what hasn’t Harry done
well firstly he used to love underage boozing near his daddy's
estate where not only could he sink some piss, but get stoned
off his nut, to the extent that his eyes became the same color
as his hair. And the most recent of his drunken antics was to
beat a poor photographer in the head with his own camera...
Well done Harry I think that deserves another Beer.
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Fraser
Gehrig |
6 |
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Now
Fraser had a mullet that was one to be truly proud of, and after
too many kilos of fanmail, he cut it off. Fraser's first famous
investment in booze was when Steven Lawrence came round, and
they did a 10 hour beer marathon. Fraser being the great kid
that he is, let Steve drive home, and poor Mr. Lawrence (as
the judge would have called him) wrapped his car around a pole.
But Fraser picked up his game and won the coleman medal. So
he decides to go out and celebrate at Wild Bills (Nighclub in
Southland) and let his lack of hair down, but in doing so, hits
the turps, pretty violently, and in the true fashion of drunkfun
and decides he needs to piss. But at the time he was at the
bar and was about to be served so instead of losing his spot
in the queue, he decided to piss on the young girl next to him,
you know some animals do this as a sign of affection. You should
hook in mate.
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Boris
Yeltsin |
5 |
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Everybody
knows that Russians like to drink, although the amber liquid
is replaced with a clear one... its not water so it’s
ok. They love their WWODKA, hell they make the best damn vodka
in the world, and drink it better than anyone else. So it makes
sense that these vodka lovers would have no-one else than a
vodka lover run their country. In Boris Yeltsin, they selected
the biggest vodka lover of them all to lead post Communist Russia.
If Boris sweats, you can smell the vodka, so we hale him at
number five as one of the greatest political drinkers, in our
Drunk Idiots hall of fame
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Bruce
from Darwin |
4 |
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This
one goes for the stupidest drinker out there, Bruce encapsulates
everything there is as a Darwin bogan. One day whilst driving
home from the pub Bruce saw a king brown snake on the road and
remembered his mate saying he needed something to put in his
fish tank. So being the top bloke that Bruce is, he decided
to catch it, he got out of his car, beer still in hand and picked
up the snake. The snake didn’t like this very much so
it bit Bruce on the hand. Ol' Brucie didn’t give up that
easily though and threw the snake into a plastic bag leaving
his hand in there to get bitten 8 more times. Whilst driving
home Bruce was lapsing in and out of consciousness so his mate
in the car with him proceeded to hit him and tip his beer on
to him to keep him awake. What a great mate. Gave up his beer
for Ol' Brucie
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Bob
Hawke |
3 |
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We
come from a country of 18 million, when the world population
is 5 billion, you wouldn’t think it’d be highly
likely that a mere Australian could hold the world record for
Sculling one Scounce (which is the same as 2.5 pints) which
he did in 11 seconds. But then what are the chances of this
one man then becoming Prime Minister of Australia. Of course
Bob was off setting records back when he was a young'un at Oxford
University. On the morning that Australia won the America's
cup, Bob said "Any boss that fires a worker for coming
in late is a BUM!" That’s why we love him.
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Steve
Petrosino |
2 |
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Gotta
give props to probably the best non-celebrity drinker on god's
green earth. And we're not alone, Guinness themselves and no
not the stout company recognised him as the man. Having consumed
1 liter of beer, now that’s just under a jug in 1.3 seconds,
this guy has held the world record for sculling a litre of beer
for 27 years now. Lets see if we can fly him out for green week
next year. And if you think he’s lost his touch here’s
a video of him backing up 27 years later sinking
a pot in 0.14 seconds... just under his original world record
time for that size
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